February 2011
1 tag
That moment when everybody wants to join a Dan...
samanthainyourface:
hogwartsstarrysky:
something needs to be done about this omggbkjfghkljsghlg
yesyesyesyesyesyes.
fawkes-:
I have a few questions about Twilight/vampires:
If vampires have no blood, can they get boners?
Can vampires have their period?
Is their jizz venomous?
If so, is it poisonous to swallow said jizz?
Can you get infected by digesting vampire venom?
Do vampires pee? Or poop?
Honest food preparation instructions
lumos-maxima:
igottagetbacktohogwarts:
fuckbitchesgetdani:
Zuckerberg
Eisenberg
Samberg
Iceberg
Dinkleberg
AWKBERG
there's a gif for that.
30145.) I can't remember my life before Tumblr.
3 tags
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree,...”
– Albert Einstein (via parkavenueprincess)
1 tag
3 tags
all these mother fucking bitches getting...
vonizzix:
At the age of 16, 80% of people have already met...
timeisnthealing:
justasmalltowngirrl:
(via caseygrin)
January 2011
3 tags
Gabby. I love you.
24ribs:
But it’s hard to stay mad, when there’s so much beauty great food in the world.
3 tags
3 tags
Let's play my Tumblr 20 Questions. The next 20...
stevensites:
fatefellshortthisstime:
openyourlungss:
o0o0o0o0o
haha as if anyone ever gets more than 2
^Grl watch, I bet you I can get 20.
Have I told you lately how much I love Matthew...
iwannabeaginger:
girlfriend wanted
must love decorating for holidays mischief kissing in cars and wind chimes
no specific height weight hair color or political affiliation required but would prefer a warm spirited non racist
cynics critics pessimists and “stick in the muds” need not reply
voluptuous figures a plus
any similarity in look, mind set, or fashion sense to mary poppins...
2 tags
I love tumblr. You can almost always count on it...
